The BIG injury news for the Spurs game is basically everyone will be fit bar Emile Smith Rowe who seems to always have a discomfort in his groin. At the start of last season, his absence would have been a major issue to our creativity, this season, we have plenty of attacking backup. Check out … Read more
Listen, you’re gonna have to put up with this sort of post because we’re in an international break, the writing equivalent of being offered the crumbs at the bottom of a bag of NikNaks. Gabriel Jesus is being persecuted by the bent coppers in black because he lives in London and plays in a red … Read more
Granit Xhaka has been through it with Arsenal fans. He was signed from rigid system in Germany where he thrived under an extremely tactical manager and he was put into a dying squad of players. He had a rough time, he made some errors, he was held up as the poster child of everything that … Read more
Well GOOD mourning to you all. You are… mourning, right? What? You aren’t? But the football was canceled SPECIFICALLY so you could be sad and think about death things? Oh… you’re mourning while watching the rugby, cricket and the horses? You’re seeing the fans in attendance celebrate the life of the Queen and get viral … Read more
Well good morning to you! I’m not Royalist, but the Queen passed yesterday, and she was a good woman. 96 years old 1 year younger than my Grandma who is still alive. What an innings. Side note on the internet culture around the death. Are we, as a society, at the point when it is … Read more
Ahhh, you guys, so damn kind on the birthday of Le Grove. Is that going to last all year? Of course not you total savages. The Chelsea FREAK show kicked up a gear last night. Auba put in a disaster class that we’ve seen many times before and Chelsea lost to Zagreb in their Champions … Read more
Arsenal lost their first game of the season to an inferior United side. The referee of course played a huge role in the game, but so did inexperience, which included Mikel Arteta who was too aggressive in his desire to exit with three points. Let’s talk about the refereeing. Paul Tierney, from Salford, failed the … Read more
SRY FOR THE SLOW INTERNETING THIS WEEK Turns out, children make a tight excuse for pure laziness on my part. Just kidding. I have been making some really nice things at work so could not spare a moment for you. Let’s go over the end of the transfer window quickly. The way I understand it: … Read more
Arsenal kept up the pressure on themselves to maintain their winning start to the Premier League season. We beat Aston Villa 2-1 in an utterly dominant performance at The Ems that really should have seen us exit the game with at least 4 goals. Our XG was 2.96, a huge number. Our fans gave 5* … Read more
Sometimes in life, your hand is forced by unforeseen circumstances. A broken boiler in September can push you into a £5,000 investment because cold showers are bad in autumn, but a lot worse in winter. Changing those thin tires you’ve been riding on for 6 months too long can suddenly seem like a sharper move … Read more